Campbell Brown Pee's His Pants
-Coming Soon & Intro.
Campbell Brown sat alone on the grassy patched ground underneath a glowing tree illuminated by sunlight. His bottom was covered in soon to be Fall dirt, small leaves and maybe a bug or two. The beam of sunlight, now almost covered by passing gray clouds, shined on Campbell Brown and his infinite cowlick that was always sticking up no matter how much he combed it. His thick wavy brown hair wasn’t anything ordinary since where ever he went people would stare and say, “There’s that Campbell Brown kid without a worry in the world,” as his cowlick would wave back at them. He sat there smiling feeling his nice grin stretch his ears while that thick dark cloud hid the sun. He acted as though he was deep in thought with some intelligent idea. He sat and smiled for a reason though. Campbell Brown peed his pants and those same people walking by could now say, “There’s that Campbell Brown kid who pees his pants. Again.” So, Campbell Brown just sat there smiling as he noticed a park full of people going about their business. He was the only one sitting beneath a tree as the dirt turned into mud. His cowlick had no say in the matter. Campbell Brown didn’t pee his pants on purpose though, it just happened, a lot. So he sat there, smiling, embarrassed, and he watched the park full of other kids playing while he sat.